I’d Walk A Mile For An Al Nassma
If you’re tired of boring old chocolates like single-bean fair-trade shade-grown first press 83% cacao dark with bacon and habanero-tuna bits, just hold on a while longer. Soon you’ll be able to sample some camel milk chocolate. Al Nassma—unfortunately the obvious name Mounds was already taken—is the world’s first camel milk chocolate because, well, no one thought of it before. I can’t imagine why. It’s made and sold in Dubai but is headed to Saudi Arabia and soon the United States, where hopefully they won’t use the slogan “I’d walk a mile for a camel milk chocolate” or bring Joe Camel back as their spokescamel.
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July 22nd, 2009 at 9:27 am
Camel, huh? I got one!
Two elderly ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
"What in the hell is that?" one asks.
"A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. You should try it."
The next day, the old lady hobbles into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her strangely and delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
'Doesn't matter, as long as it fits on a Camel.'