It’s Was The Wallabies, Dude

The Tasmanian Attorney-General claims to know what’s causing the mysterious crop circles in the country’s opium poppy fields—stoned wallabies. It seems the animals eat the poppies, get “high as a kite,” and hop around in circles. The Associated Press couldn’t get a copy of the brief the Attorney-General cited, but reportedly it says the wallabies also like to wear tie-dye T-shirts, have a penchant for black light Jimi Hendrix posters, and have been known to devour whole bags of Doritos and boxes of jelly-filled doughnuts in minutes.

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