Jesus Saves, He Doesn’t Vaccinate

Visitors to the cathedral in Santiago de Compostela, Spain, are being asked not to kiss—or even hug—a statue of St. James the Apostle as is the custom, lest they pass along swine—I mean, H1N1—flu. They’ve even removed the holy water there. Same in Tokyo, where Catholic churches have drained the holy water from the basins and are asking church goers to bow to each other rather than shake hands. If you do have swine flu, you’d better hurry to Lourdes for healing before they close that too.

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