Fly Me To The Moon

Yukio Hatoyama, who will become Japan’s prime minister later this month, is nicknamed “the alien” because of his prominent eyes. So it’s no wonder he married the woman he did. Miyuki Hatoyama claims her soul rode on a triangular-shaped UFO and went to Venus, which was “a very beautiful place and it was really green.” She also says she met Tom Cruise in a previous life in Japan, eats the sun because “It gives me enormous energy,” and has been known to channel Nancy Reagan, Shirley McLaine, and Zuul the Gatekeeper, but only at parties after too much sake.

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