Fumbling Is For Football, Not The Bathroom

A British store is launching a line of underpants for left-handed men which it says will save them time as well as the embarrassment of having to fumble around at the urinal. You can imagine how traumatic that must be. The underpants will have a horizontal opening instead of the traditional vertical one. Rob Faucherand of Debenhams store says that it “may sound like a small step, but it’s the major breakthrough that many have been waiting for.” They’re hoping to follow this groundbreaking item soon with socks that match themselves, a T-shirt that fits with either side at the front, and pants that cure cancer.

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