Feels Like The First Time. Feels Like The Very First Time.

Egyptian lawmakers are calling for a ban on the importation of a Japanese-made kit that helps a woman fool her new husband into thinking she’s a virgin. The Artificial Virginity Hymen from Gigimo costs $29 and expands to make you feel tight, then at the appropriate moment oozes a liquid that “look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable” explains the company’s website. Since what’s good for the goose is good for the gander, they’ll soon be releasing a book for men called “How to Act Like You Have No Idea What You’re Doing While Hiding your Untreated Chancres.”

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