Making A Living Off The Fat Of The Land

Police in Peru have arrested three men, charging them with kidnapping dozens of people, killing them, and draining the fat from the corpses to sell on the black market for use in making cosmetics. Two of the men were carrying bottles of liquid human fat when arrested, telling police it was worth $60,000 a gallon. This has prompted the FBI to warn Americans who participated in last week’s Thanksgiving gorge fest to be on the alert for copycats who need the money so they can pay outrageous prices for scalped Zhu Zhu Pets.

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