The Mile High Plastic Surgery Club
Having trouble cashing in your frequent flier miles because there are no seats left? Let them accrue and get a breast implant. Or a face lift. Or even hair replacement. You can do this by going to torontosurgery.com. Breast augmentation surgery at Nordstroem Hospital in Helsinki—you didn’t think they were going to do this in-flight, did you?—will set you back 3.18 million points, which is 120 round-trip flights between Helsinki and New York. Pre-purchase consultation, warranty—seriously!—and in-flight headphones for the movie are extra.
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