Famous First Words

A poll published by Jean Gross, England’s Communications Champion—a new post created by the Children’s Secretary, in case that clears anything up—found that more children uttered “Dada” as their first word, not “Mama” as you’d expect. The third most common word was “cat,” though some parents claim their child’s first word was “beer” or “Hoover.” That’s Hoover as in the British word for vacuum cleaner, not the dam, 31st President, ex-head of the FBI, or the parents whose child would actually say that.

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