I Think That I Shall Never See, Some Porn Lovely As A Tree

William Shaw of Airdrie, Scotland, gave new meaning to being a tree hugger when he was arrested in a public park with his pants and underpants around his knees trying to have sex with a tree. He pleaded not guilty in court yesterday and was let out on bail as long as he stays out of the park. In his defense, it was by all accounts a really hot looking elm. And he did have wood.