Is That A Police Baton In Your Pocket Or Are You About To Be Fired?

The police chief of Papua, Indonesia, has announced that applicants who have had their penis enlarged will be barred from joining the police force. It seems many Papuan men wrap their penis with with leaves from the gatal-gatalĀ tree so it swells up “like it has been stung by a bee.” The police chief says this unnatural size causes “hindrance during training.” Not to mention it’s very distracting to the female cadets and nearly impossible to run after a fleeing criminal. Rejected applicants are being encouraged to contact Hustler Productions to discuss new career possibilities.

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