Forget The Bossa Nova And Rio, Blame It On BP

Democratic Senator Frank Lautenberg has asked the Senate Committee on Foreign Relations to look into reports that BP may have lobbied for the release of convicted Pan Am Flight 103 bomber Abdel Basset al Megrahi so the company could get an oil contract with the Libyan government worth as much as $20 billion. He also wants the committee to look into whether BP created El Nino, voted twice in the last American Idol finals, pressured LeBron James to move to Miami and act like a spoiled diva brat about it, knew the antenna on the iPhone 4 can cause reception problems if held wrong but refused to fix it, and deliberately blew up the Macondo well in the Gulf of Mexico because Tony Hayward had too much of a life and needed a bit less.

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