At Least His Grandmother Hadn’t Died

When British Cricket star Graeme Swann was pulled over by police in the early morning hours and arrested for drunk driving, he told police he was on the way to the supermarket to buy a screwdriver. No, not one with vodka, one that would help him rescue his cat which was under the floorboards of his house. He called his dog to bail him out but it was too busy eating his homework.

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