Doctor, It Hurts When I Drink

When doctors in Bochum, Germany, took X-rays of a 35-year-old Polish man’s skull to check out a lump in the back of his head, they expected to find a cyst. Instead they found a .22 caliber bullet the man didn’t know was there.¬†After thinking about it, the man vaguely recalled having received a blow to the head at a New Year’s party “in 2004 or 2005 while¬†very drunk” but the sore head the next day hadn’t been bad enough to warrant a visit to the doctor. [Insert favorite Polish joke, “he must have been doing shots” gag, or “He needed that like a hole in the head” punchline here.]

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