In 2005, Radha Kant Bajpai of India set a Guinness World Record for having the world’s longest ear hair—13.2 centimeters, which is just over 5 inches long. And yes, the long hair’s in each ear so he can still maintain his balance when walking. In 2007, Anthony Victor, who’s also from India, stole the record by growing his ear hair to 18.1 cm (7 inches). Radha didn’t let any moss grow under him, though he did let the ear hair keep growing. He just reclaimed the title for having hairs sprouting from his ears that measure 28 cm, which is 11 inches. I guess in India they don’t know the proverb, “Your ear hair should never be longer than your, uh….shoe size.”