A Man Of Simple Needs
A homeless man called 911 from his cell phone saying he’d been sitting in a hot tub behind a house in Beaverton, Oregon, for 10 hours and his towels had gotten wet. He asked if someone would bring him dry towels and told the dispatcher, “I just need a hug and a warm cup of hot chocolate with marshmallows in it.” He didn’t get his hug or hot chocolate but instead was arrested and charged with trespassing and the improper use of 911. Maybe he should have asked for Chardonnay.
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