The Soda Fountain of Youth

Unilever, the conglomerate behind Ben & Jerry’s ice cream, Hellmann’s mayonnaise, and Dove soap, has teamed up with Ampere Life Science to develop products that contain anti-aging antioxidants. It may not be long before a double scoop of Blueberry Botox and Lemon FaceLift will take years off your face. Of course it won’t do to not age but be fat, so it’s a good thing they also make Slim-Fast. Strawberry Eyelift N’ Creamy Complexion shake, anyone?

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