Just Because He Uses A Church Key…

A couple of days ago the Vatican newspaper, Osservatore Romano, declared that, “Few people know it, and he does everything to hide it. But it’s true: Homer J. Simpson is Catholic.” Executive producer Al Jean begs to differ, saying that Homer and his family are “Presby-lutheran.” Meanwhile, Episco-Buddha-du minister I.M. Miksedup says, “Weird. We always thought Homer was Jew-slim.”

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