What does the person who holds the Guinness World Record for being the world’s largest mother eat for Christmas dinner when she’s trying to become the fattest woman in the world? If you’re Donna Simpson of New Jersey you eat two 25-pound turkeys, two glazed hams, 15 lbs. of potatoes, five loaves of bread, 5 lbs. of herb stuffing, four pints of gravy, four pints of cranberry dressing and 20 lbs. of vegetables, then wash it down with a “salad” of marshmallows, cream cheese, whipped cream and cookies for a total of 30,000 calories. Yum! The over 530-lb Simpson charges people to watch her eat online and says her favorite food is sushi. Probably eaten as 30 lbs of rice with a whole tuna on top.