In Heaven There Is Russian Beer

There’s a move in Russia to have beer reclassified. As alcohol. That’s right, legally beer is considered food in Russia, much like it is in colleges across the United States, so all you need to do to make or sell it is have sanitary facilities. No licensing required. After all, it’s not like it’s real alcohol. You know,┬álike vodka. If the law gets changed it will mean kids in Moscow will have to stick with Sprite and orange juice. If it doesn’t, maybe they can convince the Powers That Be it’s actually a food and in heaven there finally will be beer.

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