Hearts and Flowers (and Viagra too)
Valentine’s Day is a big one for florists, candymakers, Hallmark, and now it turns out, Pfizer. According to Wolters Kluwer Pharma Solutions, more prescriptions for Viagra were written before Valentine’s Day last year than any other week of the year. Until American Greetings comes out with a Valentine’s Day card that’s appropriate to include with this thoughtful—if not completely unselfish—gift, feel free to use this:
On this day of love and candy,
Sex with you would be just dandy.
Accept this gift in lieu of flowers,
Blooms will wilt, you’ll last for hours.
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