Whatever You Do, Don’t Poke Him

When Jason Valdez holed up in a hotel room in Ogden, Utah, with a hostage for 16 hours, he kept in touch with friends and family by updating his Facebook page. He made at least six posts, added a dozen new friends, and received about 100 comments before finally shooting himself in the chest with his gun. No word on how much money he amassed or how many people he iced playing Mafia Wars.