Dearly Beloved Dorritos

Arch West, the man who came up with Doritos, died last week at the age of 97. His cremated remains will be put in an urn which will be buried on Saturday. His family and friends plan on tossing Doritos around the burial box in his honor. Hopefully they didn’t get the idea from the families of the inventors of Cheez Whiz, Cool Whip, and the KFC Double Down Chicken Sandwich.

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