I Just Called (For The 65,000th Time) To Say I Love You

A 42-year-old Dutch woman has been charged with stalking for allegedly calling a man she says is her boyfriend 65,000 times in the past year. This is 178 calls a day, which is 11 per waking hour or one call or text every 5 minutes. The 63-year-old target of the woman’s affections denies they have a relationship but doesn’t explain why he didn’t just change his damned phone number.