Prince William and his wife, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, formerly known as Kate, have come up with a name for The Baby of the Year — George Alexander Louis. Not surprising since they both loved Seinfeld, especially George Costanza (played by Jason Alexander) and Julia Louis Dreyfus. Jerry Seinfeld is reportedly upset that he wasn’t a part of the Royal Name, while Kramer remarked, “What am I, a hipster doofus? Giddyup!”

When ProPublica submitted a Freedom of Information request to the NSA asking for information contained in the agency’s emails, they were told that the National Security Agency doesn’t have the technology to do it. “There’s no central method to search an email at this time with the way our records are set up, unfortunately,” NSA Freedom of Information Act officer Cindy Blacker said last week. Yes, this is the same agency that’s amassing records of all our phone calls so they can, well, search through them. Makes you wonder if we really have anything to worry about.

When Chris Reynolds checked his PayPal account recently he was surprised to see that he had been credited with a payment he wasn’t expecting — $92,233,720,368,547,800. I’ll save you the trouble of counting the places. That’s $92 quadrillion, which is 1,300 times greater  than the annual gross domestic product of the entire world. Unfortunately Reynolds, who buys and sells car parts online, saw that his available funds were zero. So much for paying off his bills, the national debt, Willie Nelson’s tax bill, Donald Trump’s hairspray tab and still having the more than $91 quadrillion left over as mad money. Just to rub it in, the next day PayPal sent him a notice asking him to update his credit  card information since the card had expired. I hope Reynolds enjoyed it while he didn’t have it.