The Dog Ate My Appointment Calendar, So I Ate The Dog

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has finally made a public appearance after 40 days out of sight, visiting a new housing complex and sporting a spiffy new cane. When asked by a reporter about his lack of public appearances, Kim replied, “I overslept. One of my lackies must have forgotten to set the alarm. Now go to prison and do hard labor for the rest of your life.”

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One Response to “The Dog Ate My Appointment Calendar, So I Ate The Dog”

  1. jjgotts

    “You go home Fat Boy, you here 4 hour!”


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